Brain Leakage

To my children; words of wit and questionable wisdom from your daddies' head. And for anyone else who might be interested.

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Location: Wilmington, Delaware, United States

I used to go boating, camping, and I enjoyed driving. Now I just read about others doing those things and I sit at the keyboard all day, and most of the night, surfing the net for humor, playing games, and writing nonsense. Being disabled, I'm not exactly unemployed, and I'm not exactly retired. I'm somewhere in between. I still play guitar and sing once in a while, but usually as a result of my daughter browbeating me into it. She sings too. My son and I, and sometimes the daughter, go target shooting on weekends. Other than that I'm usually at home, getting in my wifes way and fighting over the TV remote with my son. We both like to put something stupid on TV that we can ignore while we play on the computer. Since I'm always on the other side of the camera, my current photo is a rendition of my trademark, The Aardmoose, drawn by my brother, Charley.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Duck! It's Summer Again!

Here it is, early July, and I've decided that my watch phrase for this, the Summer of 2005 is: "Too many morons, and not enough roads!" It's just as well that I no longer drive for a living, for our nations highways and byways are getting more crowded by the year. Seeing what I've been seeing during what driving I still do, makes me certain that I would be suffering from more than just a few ulcers by now, and road rage would be part of my daily routine. From my observations, whilst driving here and there, and to and fro, hither and yon, and so forth (and back),I have concluded that stupidity runs rampant amongst the drivers of today. I've considered that one requisite for having a drivers license should be a minimum IQ level. However, upon further ponderings along that line, I decided that IQ really doesn't enter into the picture.

In addition to, and quite likely the cause of, stupidity, is a definite lack of common sense. In fact, as I see it, there is nothing "common" about common sense. It now qualifies as an oxymoron because,"sense", particularly as related to the average driver it seems, is decidedly "uncommon". Perhaps the powers that be, as related to regulating of driving licensing, should devise some sort of test to determine whether or not one has that ever so rare commodity; the truly uncommon sense of common sense. The only down side I can foresee to providing drivers licenses to the select few who exhibit this almost phenomenal condition, is that public transportation would be overloaded to the point of critical mass.

So here I sit, letting my fingers do the majority of my traveling via the internet. Though not without it's pitfalls and potential cruising hazards such as viral speed bumps, and the risk of colliding with identity thieves; I still feel safer than entering the local highway, (look out, Dave!) which is already in progress!