Brain Leakage: Tuesday, March 01, 2005

About Me

Location: Wilmington, Delaware, United States

I used to go boating, camping, and I enjoyed driving. Now I just read about others doing those things and I sit at the keyboard all day, and most of the night, surfing the net for humor, playing games, and writing nonsense. Being disabled, I'm not exactly unemployed, and I'm not exactly retired. I'm somewhere in between. I still play guitar and sing once in a while, but usually as a result of my daughter browbeating me into it. She sings too. My son and I, and sometimes the daughter, go target shooting on weekends. Other than that I'm usually at home, getting in my wifes way and fighting over the TV remote with my son. We both like to put something stupid on TV that we can ignore while we play on the computer. Since I'm always on the other side of the camera, my current photo is a rendition of my trademark, The Aardmoose, drawn by my brother, Charley.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Characters I'd Like to See

Sludge Bob Oil Pants

The Inedible Bulk

Wonder Wombat

Fatman and Slobbin

Incontinent Bob Sponge Pants

Stuporman (My real alter ego)

Uncle Spam

Sonic the Hedgehog Burger

Oprah Whipme

Dr. Phool

Phat Paycheck and Havana Blight (Squeal of Fortune)

Shows I'd Like to See

Survivor XIV: Klan Rednecks in Harlem

CSI: Sesame Street

This Old Spouse

The Dumb and the Listless

As the Stomach Turns

NYPD Blues Clues

Bevis and Kelly

Regis and Butthead

Armenian Idol

Desparate Houseplants

Misguiding Light

All My Chitlins

Buffy the Umpire Slayer

Judge Joebob Brown

Rodney King of the Hill

CSI; Pismo Beach

Law and Order: Meter Violations

Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation