Brain Leakage

To my children; words of wit and questionable wisdom from your daddies' head. And for anyone else who might be interested.

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Location: Wilmington, Delaware, United States

I used to go boating, camping, and I enjoyed driving. Now I just read about others doing those things and I sit at the keyboard all day, and most of the night, surfing the net for humor, playing games, and writing nonsense. Being disabled, I'm not exactly unemployed, and I'm not exactly retired. I'm somewhere in between. I still play guitar and sing once in a while, but usually as a result of my daughter browbeating me into it. She sings too. My son and I, and sometimes the daughter, go target shooting on weekends. Other than that I'm usually at home, getting in my wifes way and fighting over the TV remote with my son. We both like to put something stupid on TV that we can ignore while we play on the computer. Since I'm always on the other side of the camera, my current photo is a rendition of my trademark, The Aardmoose, drawn by my brother, Charley.

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

ON BRAIN FARTS

 
                                                           
 
 
 
Here I sit, broken hearted,
This page is blank, my brain has farted.
 
I try to think, I try to write,
An idea comes, then my brain has farted.
 
I invent a tune on my guitar,
To add words I try, but get not far,
It's the same in the end, no matter what I do,
Try as I might, then my brain has farted.
 
Two paragraphs now,
 and things have started,
Oh, dum-dee-dum...Dang!
    Now my brain has farted...
 
BP 12/06/12

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