Brain Leakage

To my children; words of wit and questionable wisdom from your daddies' head. And for anyone else who might be interested.

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I used to go boating, camping, and I enjoyed driving. Now I just read about others doing those things and I sit at the keyboard all day, and most of the night, surfing the net for humor, playing games, and writing nonsense. Being disabled, I'm not exactly unemployed, and I'm not exactly retired. I'm somewhere in between. I still play guitar and sing once in a while, but usually as a result of my daughter browbeating me into it. She sings too. My son and I, and sometimes the daughter, go target shooting on weekends. Other than that I'm usually at home, getting in my wifes way and fighting over the TV remote with my son. We both like to put something stupid on TV that we can ignore while we play on the computer. Since I'm always on the other side of the camera, my current photo is a rendition of my trademark, The Aardmoose, drawn by my brother, Charley.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

The Smoking Crab


I was going through my collection of interesting pictures the other day and I came across one of my old favorites; The Smoking Crab. I snapped this picture while my family and I were attending a combo crab feast and pool party a few years ago. It appeared that this clever little devil had the idea that he could escape the hammer, pick, and pliers by trying to convince the crowd of crab feasters that he was a crustacean cancer candidate and, therefore, not fit for human consumption. Alas, the poor, delusional critter had not counted of the fact that most feasters of crabs tend also to consume vast quantities of the beguiling Barley brew, causing most cautions to be cast to the proverbial wind. In other words, when drunk enough, some people will eat almost anything.

Thus, in short order, the hapless little fellow was pounded, picked, plied, and consumed before the unlucky chap could even finish the ritual, "last cigarette."

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