Brain Leakage

To my children; words of wit and questionable wisdom from your daddies' head. And for anyone else who might be interested.

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Location: Wilmington, Delaware, United States

I used to go boating, camping, and I enjoyed driving. Now I just read about others doing those things and I sit at the keyboard all day, and most of the night, surfing the net for humor, playing games, and writing nonsense. Being disabled, I'm not exactly unemployed, and I'm not exactly retired. I'm somewhere in between. I still play guitar and sing once in a while, but usually as a result of my daughter browbeating me into it. She sings too. My son and I, and sometimes the daughter, go target shooting on weekends. Other than that I'm usually at home, getting in my wifes way and fighting over the TV remote with my son. We both like to put something stupid on TV that we can ignore while we play on the computer. Since I'm always on the other side of the camera, my current photo is a rendition of my trademark, The Aardmoose, drawn by my brother, Charley.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Reality Bumper Stickers

My kid beat up your honor student and is now doing 6 to 10 for assault.

If you can read this you are about to become a burden to your insurance company.

God is my co-pilot and he's wearing the only chute.

My other car is a re-po; they haven't found this one yet.

The closer you get, the better my aim.

If you can't read this, well...never mind.

posted by Bob Parker | 7:00 PM

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